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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

The Takeaway Table 243 Episodes Jul 13, 2026

You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is a Malaysian podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue. The show covers a wide range of topics including personal stories, thoughts, and unqualified advice on everything under the sun. It is described as unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, and most times funny.

Episodes

#250 SURVIVING AWKWARD SITUATIONS AND EVENTS WE SECRETLY HATE Jul 13, 2026 00:54:22 Whether you’re an extrovert, an introvert, or you just hate talking to people, you can’t avoid social situations.This week, we have Aiken from sunny Singapore joining us on the couch to talk about navigating ALL kinds of social settings: work events, weddings, and saying hi to your favourite influencer. Tune in to our most awkward interactions, deep-diving into Ming Yue’s introversion, and unpacki
#249 THINGS WE LOVE TO HATE: FAKE PEOPLE, OLD DRIVERS, RACISTS? Jun 29, 2026 00:48:00 We started a haters circle, and we saved you a seat.This week, we have Rizal Van Geyzel and Keren Bala Devan on the couch with us to take turns defending some things that we love to hate. We’re talking about fake people, comedy hecklers, racists, and even old drivers??? Unfortunately, NOBODY is safe.Tune in to see if we’re being petty or if our hate is valid. You Might Wanna Sit Down For This.
#248 MEN THERAPY: WHY GUYS DON’T TALK (BUT SHOULD) Jun 15, 2026 00:53:55 The boys are back on the couch and NOTHING is off-limits.Strap yourself in for some men therapy. Equal parts hilarious and uncomfortably real, this is a boys-only chat that’s really for everyone (especially if you’ve ever wondered why men don’t talk OR how to get them to start).Tune in to see if we answered your question from our community poll! Trust us, you might wanna sit down for this.
#247 SEZAIRI: GOING INDIE & THE MOST INTENSE ALBUM HE'S MADE Jun 1, 2026 01:02:02 After his breakout hit It’s You went viral around the world, Singaporean artist Sezairi became one of Southeast Asia’s most recognizable voices.In this episode, Sezairi sits down with Ming Yue for an honest and reflective conversation about his journey as an artist- from winning Singapore Idol to navigating the pressures and opportunities that came with overnight internet fame. Whether you discove
#246 LOSING OUR SALARIES TO AYAM GEPUK, POKÉMON CARDS & LEGOS May 18, 2026 01:02:03 Adult money sounded A LOT cooler when we were kids?Turns out it mostly goes to insurance, impulsive makeup purchases, Pokémon cards, and lots of emotional damage. In this episode, we unpack our first paychecks, childhood money trauma, and the deeply Malaysian experience of saying “I’m just looking only” before spending on Japanese knives we don’t need.Watch the full episode to see how we used our
#245 SURPRISING OUR BOSS WITH HIS DREAM PODCAST Apr 20, 2026 00:54:00 We surprised Ming Han with his dream podcast setup for his birthday! We talked about how we planned this surprise, our birthday traditions at The Takeaway Table and the whimsy of embracing birthdays as we get older.
#244 NOBODY TAUGHT US ABOUT ADULTING Apr 6, 2026 01:13:48 When we were younger, we'd always imagined what it was like to be an adult. Now that we're adults, how much of those expectations were true? We discuss having imaginary friends, childhood dreams and things that made us realized we've stepped into adulthood.
#243 PEOPLE WHO HAVE WRONGED US: ARE WE TOO PETTY? Mar 2, 2026 01:24:52 Are we easy to forgive, or is there a dark spirit still festering in our hearts?In this episode, we talk about the people who’ve wronged us, the grudges we swear we’ve moved on from, and the arguments we keep winning in the shower. Is there a “correct” way to react when someone hurts you? And when does being understanding turn into being dumb?It’s all here: the resentment, the rage, and the petty
#242 MILLENNIALS EXPLAIN DATING: IS LOVE TRANSACTIONAL? Feb 16, 2026 01:04:52 Is love still about feelings… or are we all just doing cost-benefit analysis now? How transactional is modern dating now? Are we all secretly materialists? And is it ever valid to treat someone like a “project” and try to upgrade them?We know we sound old, but hear us out… We’e get painfully honest about our value in the dating market, the unrealistic expectations we carry, and what we actually br
#241 STIRRING UP FAMILY DRAMA FOR CNY Feb 2, 2026 01:10:53 As if last year wasn’t enough, we’ve found even hotter takes that would probably have our Ma’s kicking us with both hind legs.This is our 2026 guide to surviving Chinese New Year. From talking to kids, to dealing with undeniable unc energy, and stirring shit up with the family just to keep things entertaining.Saddle up. This episode is about to get rowdy. You WILL be seated for it.CHAPTERS00:16 -
#240 CAN WE SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE??? Jan 19, 2026 01:26:49 Forget resolutions. Forget personal growth. We’re fast-forwarding straight into the end of the world and figuring out how we’d actually survive when society collapses.From eating each other, to starting cults and turning into Geishas. Here’s who survives, who won’t make it to Day 3, and who somehow makes it everyone else’s problem.You might wanna sit down for this zombie apocalypse.Follow Jenhan o
#239 2025 PURCHASES THAT NEED TO BE ILLEGAL Dec 22, 2025 01:12:08 IT’S TIIIIIIIIME.For everyone who’s been keeping score, this is the grand finale of our impulse buys saga. Just saying, if retail therapy was a crime, lock us up. Find out whether that RM13K coffee machine is collecting dust, and how Mingyue’s RM600 goatskin cover trigger a journaling meltdown. Stay sat for the ultimate 2025 show-and-tell that’s about to go down. While our bank accounts suffered e

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